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Madonna is disappointed in M.I.A, todays young people
Madonna was on Ryan Seacrests radio show this morning, and even though her entire career is based on being a “scandalous” attention whore, she thinks it’s juvenile and desperate when other people do...
View ArticleThe Dictator dumped Kim Jong Ils ashes on Ryan Seacrest
Last week it was rumored that Sacha Baron Cohen wanted to walk the Oscar red carpet in character to promote his new movie ‘The Dictator’, and apparently that rumor was true, because that’s what he...
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Ryan Seacrest is the least of NBCs problems
Ryan Seacrest is one the studio hosts for NBC during their Olympic coverage, which is making professional sports reporters angry because oh fuck off stop crying. It pales in comparison to the other...
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Ryan Seacrest Is Dating Dominique Piek Now
Ryan Seacrest used to look like this but he grew up and earned more than $200 million, so it’s pretty natural that really attractive women want to have sex with him and let him spend money on them....
View ArticleRyan Seacrest NFL Boner Kill (VIDEO)
Lots of people like Ryan Seacrest. Young girls who watch his shows. His parents. Gay men who believe he would make a nice twink throw pillow. But not so much your rabid Opening Day NFL football fans...
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Miley Cyrus Ruined Ryan Seacrest’s New Year
If you missed Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve on ABC on Tuesday night, you’re pretty fucking lucky, because Ryan Seacrest’s shitshow of celebrities pretending like they give a crap about normal...
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Ryan Seacrest’s New Year Is Going Just Fine
After he was done having his soul sucked out of his mouth by Miley Cyrus at Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, Ryan Seacrest hopped on his plane and headed to St. Bart’s with some friends so he...
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Ryan Seacrest Isn’t Cool Enough For Kim Kardashian’s Wedding
Despite the fact that we’re not a bunch of idiot assholes who don’t realize she’s full of shit, Kim Kardashian has claimed that her upcoming wedding ceremony is going to be “super, super small” and...
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Ryan Seacrest Gets the Girl And Shit Around The Web
Ryan Seacrest was able to convince model Renee Hall to be his new arm candy. Renee now follows in the regal tradition of having a super cute rich Hollywood boyfriend who causes her to call her mom...
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Ryan Seacrest Putting In Work
Ryan Seacrest is officially dating former Miss Teen USA Hilary Cruz. It’s not a good sign when you’re still talking about that at 26. Seacrest has been busy with American Idol and executive producing...
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Kylie Jenner Graduation Party Hosted By Ryan Seacrest
Ryan Seacrest hosted a high school graduation party for Kylie Jenner where he pretended he liked girls and Kylie pretended Laurel Springs is a real place. Laurel Springs High School diplomas are the...
View ArticleRyan Seacrest Is Dating Dominique Piek Now
Ryan Seacrest used to look like this but he grew up and earned more than $200 million, so it’s pretty natural that really attractive women want to have sex with him and let him spend money on them....
View ArticleRyan Seacrest NFL Boner Kill (VIDEO)
Lots of people like Ryan Seacrest. Young girls who watch his shows. His parents. Gay men who believe he would make a nice twink throw pillow. But not so much your rabid Opening Day NFL football fans...
View ArticleMiley Cyrus Ruined Ryan Seacrest’s New Year
If you missed Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve on ABC on Tuesday night, you’re pretty fucking lucky, because Ryan Seacrest‘s shitshow of celebrities pretending like they give a crap about normal...
View ArticleRyan Seacrest’s New Year Is Going Just Fine
After he was done having his soul sucked out of his mouth by Miley Cyrus at Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve, Ryan Seacrest hopped on his plane and headed to St. Bart’s with some friends so he...
View ArticleRyan Seacrest Isn’t Cool Enough For Kim Kardashian’s Wedding
Despite the fact that we’re not a bunch of idiot assholes who don’t realize she’s full of shit, Kim Kardashian has claimed that her upcoming wedding ceremony is going to be “super, super small” and...
View ArticleRyan Seacrest Gets the Girl And Shit Around The Web
Ryan Seacrest was able to convince model Renee Hall to be his new arm candy. Renee now follows in the regal tradition of having a super cute rich Hollywood boyfriend who causes her to call her mom...
View ArticleRyan Seacrest Putting In Work
Ryan Seacrest is officially dating former Miss Teen USA Hilary Cruz. It’s not a good sign when you’re still talking about that at 26. Seacrest has been busy with American Idol and executive producing...
View ArticleKylie Jenner Graduation Party Hosted By Ryan Seacrest
Ryan Seacrest hosted a high school graduation party for Kylie Jenner where he pretended he liked girls and Kylie pretended Laurel Springs is a real place. Laurel Springs High School diplomas are the...
View ArticleKelly Ripa Chooses Seacrest
In the world of big news for the indolent, Kelly Ripa ended the long tease of her new co-host for Live announcement with a blessedly short skit before naming Ryan Seacrest. Ripa and the Live show...
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